True fact: I have a cute booty.


I hate it when a character doesn’t have a FUCKING LAST NAME, SO THEIR TAG IS FULL OF SHIT YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT.

(via godspoken)

(Source: squall-loire, via winnebago-on-top-a-toboggan)

Send me a couple stars


✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = BLUE  EYES  ULTIMATE

(via lightofinti)

(Source: paralysedbeaver, via kiva-la)

plus there’s the fact that during the times we ARE all together, we’re either A) still half-asleep and/or preparing to go to work, B) too damn tired from working long shifts, or C) just not in the mood for cooking

I would love to cook for the house roommate, but we’re rarely all at home together, and cooking big meals is honestly not a thing I like to do during the lunch hour

and to be fair I’m not great at cooking things that aren’t macaroni & cheese and/or ramen and/or pizza

My roommate has this weird habit of changing his mind at the last minute on things and sometimes it’s annoying

like we’d agreed last night that we probably wouldn’t be able to do burgers for dinner tonight and suddenly he texts Emilie a few hours ago saying HEY REV UP THOSE FRYERS I NEED A BURGER AFTER WORK and we’re just confused


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